I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.

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I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good...

I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good...

It's hard enough to work and raise a family when your kids are all healthy...

It's hard enough to work and raise a family when your kids are all healthy...

And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to...

And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to...

But I think boys ultimately are easier than girls.

But I think boys ultimately are easier than girls.

And I started as a journalism major at Ohio State, ended up in theater and...

And I started as a journalism major at Ohio State, ended up in theater and...

I've always been an independent person, but that independence was in the setting of security.

I've always been an independent person, but that independence was in the setting of security.

I'm not good at accepting help.

I'm not good at accepting help.

Boys wear their hearts on their sleeves. Even when they're trying to pull one over...

Boys wear their hearts on their sleeves. Even when they're trying to pull one over...

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets...

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets...

Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot...

Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot...

You see people all the time who are on hit shows and then you never...

You see people all the time who are on hit shows and then you never...

Men are very competent in their workplace - and this is going to sound sexist...

Men are very competent in their workplace - and this is going to sound sexist...

I spend as much time with my kids as any mom who stays home. I...

I spend as much time with my kids as any mom who stays home. I...

It's a little bit in the genes because my brother is a journalist and my...

It's a little bit in the genes because my brother is a journalist and my...

I have to keep reminding myself: If you give your life to God, he doesn't...

I have to keep reminding myself: If you give your life to God, he doesn't...

And I think I have a perspective about Hollywood that you don't see very often...

And I think I have a perspective about Hollywood that you don't see very often...

Some people are cool with the fact that their bodies bear witness to this great...

Some people are cool with the fact that their bodies bear witness to this great...

I felt totally released from the need to make it as an actress. I had...

I felt totally released from the need to make it as an actress. I had...

We only work four days a week, we only work three weeks out of the...

We only work four days a week, we only work three weeks out of the...

I just have always felt that I think we know that it's an ensemble show,...

I just have always felt that I think we know that it's an ensemble show,...