I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.

Quote by Ally McBeal

Topics: Love Quotes

Hi! Im Ally McBeal, homewrecker. Heres my card.

Hi! Im Ally McBeal, homewrecker. Heres my card.

But the smart money is on Sue the homewrecker landing her man.

But the smart money is on Sue the homewrecker landing her man.

Homewrecker. Hes with me.

Homewrecker. Hes with me.

You tired of being the other woman? Well go get your own man!

You tired of being the other woman? Well go get your own man!

Relationships sink when they have too many passengers.

Relationships sink when they have too many passengers.

If you pride yourself in 'taking' other women's men or being the 'other girl' you...

If you pride yourself in 'taking' other women's men or being the 'other girl' you...

I hope that they dont use the same toothbrush!

I hope that they dont use the same toothbrush!

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!

Guilt and no guilt: these were the worst things. The only thing worse than the...

Guilt and no guilt: these were the worst things. The only thing worse than the...

If you sleep with a married man...You are a sorry excuse for a woman. Stop...

If you sleep with a married man...You are a sorry excuse for a woman. Stop...

Oh is it too sexy? Too Angelina-homewrecker, not enough human ambassador?

Oh is it too sexy? Too Angelina-homewrecker, not enough human ambassador?

Home-wreckers wouldnt have a home to wreck if your significant other never let them through...

Home-wreckers wouldnt have a home to wreck if your significant other never let them through...

Vivian, last night I followed Lester. He drove up to this cute little house with...

Vivian, last night I followed Lester. He drove up to this cute little house with...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is...

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is...