I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

Quote by Dana Carvey

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That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of...

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of...

I recently found out about this other super movie star. He only works from about...

I recently found out about this other super movie star. He only works from about...

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing...

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing...

I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done...

I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done...

I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said...

I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said...

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and...

We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and...

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and...

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and...

This movie will actually increase the sex life of parents everywhere because they can put...

This movie will actually increase the sex life of parents everywhere because they can put...

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.