I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

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If the money's right, I'll do a film.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other...

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other...

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker...

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker...

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together...

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together...

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking...

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking...

What's the point of staying sober?

What's the point of staying sober?

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come...

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come...

Awe and respect are two different things.

Awe and respect are two different things.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's...

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's...

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes...

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes...

I'm really a pacifist.

I'm really a pacifist.

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to...

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to...

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to...

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to...

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad...

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad...

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing...

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing...