I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.
Quote by Oscar Wilde
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,...
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives....
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old...
There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that...
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman
The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they...
Genius is born, not paid.
What seems to us bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.
I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take...
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We...
A true friend stabs you in the front.
I do not approve of anything which tampers with natural ignorance
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value...
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
Only the shallow know themselves.