I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich.

Quote by Allan Sherman

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You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love...

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love...

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not...

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not...

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably...

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably...

Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of...

Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of...

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and...

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and...

Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.

Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always...

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always...

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If...

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If...

When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in...

When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in...

Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because...

Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because...

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady...

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady...

They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color...

They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color...

Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else...

Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else...

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and...

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and...