I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

Quote by Tre Cool

Topics: Tre Cool Quotes

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

No man can eat fifty eggs.

No man can eat fifty eggs.

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why...

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why...

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them...

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them...

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It...

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It...

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people,...

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people,...

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds...

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds...

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if...

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if...

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a...

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a...