I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

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I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a...

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a...

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why...

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why...

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them...

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them...

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's...

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's...

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It...

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It...

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds...

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds...

No man can eat fifty eggs.

No man can eat fifty eggs.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people,...

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people,...

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if...

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if...

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.