I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote by Voltaire
May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
I keep to old books, for they teach me something; from the new I learn...
Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense
Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are...
Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one...
We are rarely proud when we are alone.
He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that...
All men have equal rights to liberty, to their property, and to the protection of...
Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise...
Tears are the silent language of grief.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women.
Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass...
Love has features which pierce all hearts, he wears a bandage which conceals the faults...
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your...
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.