I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference.

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I just thank God for all of the blessings.

I just thank God for all of the blessings.

I'd like to cut down on the work a little bit.

I'd like to cut down on the work a little bit.

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.

I've been knocked down a lot of times.

I've been knocked down a lot of times.

I named my new son James Joseph Brown II. I think he's going to be...

I named my new son James Joseph Brown II. I think he's going to be...

You can't teach others if you are living the same way.

You can't teach others if you are living the same way.

I think what I came through is great, but my son can take it to...

I think what I came through is great, but my son can take it to...

I'm not going to be joining ZZ Top. You know they can't play my stuff....

I'm not going to be joining ZZ Top. You know they can't play my stuff....

When God took it, he accepted it; when he brought it back, he accepted it....

When God took it, he accepted it; when he brought it back, he accepted it....

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

Thank God for the journey.

Thank God for the journey.

I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know.

I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know.

My son don't have to say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud. He don't...

My son don't have to say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud. He don't...

Sometimes you struggle so hard to feed your family one way, you forget to feed...

Sometimes you struggle so hard to feed your family one way, you forget to feed...

I was stillborn. The midwives laid me aside, thought I was really gone. I laid...

I was stillborn. The midwives laid me aside, thought I was really gone. I laid...

I think the best thing about being James Brown is looking at my little son....

I think the best thing about being James Brown is looking at my little son....

The hardest thing about being James Brown is I have to live. I don't have...

The hardest thing about being James Brown is I have to live. I don't have...

My expectations of other people, I double them on myself.

My expectations of other people, I double them on myself.

I started Michael years ago. I saw him in Gary, Indiana, and we'd have him...

I started Michael years ago. I saw him in Gary, Indiana, and we'd have him...

I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.

I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.