I feel so bad for skinny bitches whose thighs don't touch because I bet their vaginas are frozen shut when it's this cold outside.

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I nicknamed my penis 'The Truth' because bitches can't handle it.

I nicknamed my penis 'The Truth' because bitches can't handle it.

And if he want some pussy that's a no-no. I only fucks with bad bitches,...

And if he want some pussy that's a no-no. I only fucks with bad bitches,...

When fat bitches type 'LMFAO'...I see 'Laughing My FAT Ass Off.'

When fat bitches type 'LMFAO'...I see 'Laughing My FAT Ass Off.'

I took her to the carnival, b*tches love funnel cake.

I took her to the carnival, b*tches love funnel cake.

There are two types of listeners: 1) The people who care and wanna help. 2)...

There are two types of listeners: 1) The people who care and wanna help. 2)...

Some bitches need to control their WHOREmones.

Some bitches need to control their WHOREmones.