I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

Quote by Danny DeVito

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There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to...

I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about...

I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about...

I go out into the woods at night, the secret thing happens and the guy...

I go out into the woods at night, the secret thing happens and the guy...

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a...

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a...

I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to...

I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to...

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after...

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after...

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic...

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic...

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone...

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone...

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories...

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories...

I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New...

I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New...

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that...

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that...

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things...

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things...

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when...

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when...

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and...

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and...

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,'...

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,'...

What Tim does is, he calls me and sends me the script. And then he...

What Tim does is, he calls me and sends me the script. And then he...