I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting...

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting...

Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself.

Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself.

But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have...

But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have...

If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually...

If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually...

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they...

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they...

I also focus on Bush and his administration - who do a lot of lying...

I also focus on Bush and his administration - who do a lot of lying...

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.

The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they've had...

The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they've had...

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious...

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious...

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's...

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's...

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize...

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize...

To make the argument that the media has a left- or right-wing, or a liberal...

To make the argument that the media has a left- or right-wing, or a liberal...

It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think...

The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think...

Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who...

Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who...

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But...

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But...

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery

The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald...

The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald...