I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.

Quote by Graham Chapman

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World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were...

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were...

I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our...

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our...

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none,...

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none,...

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful...

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful...

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.