I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.

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Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed...

Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed...

Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.

Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.

All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without...

All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without...

The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change...

The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change...

Another segment of society that has constructed a language of its own is business. ......

Another segment of society that has constructed a language of its own is business. ......

The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway...

The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies...

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has...

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has...

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than a whole one

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than a whole one

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his...

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his...

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a...

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a...

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a...

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a...

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his...

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his...

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less...

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less...

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.