I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.

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Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed...

Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies...

An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service.

An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service.

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his...

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his...

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a...

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a...

The siren south is well enough, but New York, at the beginning of March, is...

The siren south is well enough, but New York, at the beginning of March, is...

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his...

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his...

Commas in The New Yorker fall with the precision of knives in a circus act,...

Commas in The New Yorker fall with the precision of knives in a circus act,...

To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.

To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.

The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change...

The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change...

An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service

An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service

There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.

There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense...

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense...

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than a whole one

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than a whole one

The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway...

The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway...

Another segment of society that has constructed a language of its own is business. ......

Another segment of society that has constructed a language of its own is business. ......

Be obscure clearly.

Be obscure clearly.

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it...

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it...