I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Quote by Dick Martin

Topics: Famous Love Quotes, Love Quotes

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.

And then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he...

And then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he...

Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.

Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.

My first thoughts are that I should not let people down, that I should support...

My first thoughts are that I should not let people down, that I should support...

LOVE: He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to...

LOVE: He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to...

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better...

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better...

Love is only half the illusion; the lover, but not his love, is deceived.

Love is only half the illusion; the lover, but not his love, is deceived.

Vini, Vici, Vidi (I came, I saw, I conquered). - Julius Caesar

Vini, Vici, Vidi (I came, I saw, I conquered). - Julius Caesar

For better or worse, love never dies.

For better or worse, love never dies.

Line by line, moment by moment, special times are etched into our memories in the...

Line by line, moment by moment, special times are etched into our memories in the...

Honor the ocean of love.

Honor the ocean of love.

And I'd give up forever to touch you. Cause I know that you feel me...

And I'd give up forever to touch you. Cause I know that you feel me...

To love a women, is to know a womens wants and her needs without her...

To love a women, is to know a womens wants and her needs without her...

A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self...

A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self...

When desire, having rejected reason and overpowered judgment which leads to right, is set in...

When desire, having rejected reason and overpowered judgment which leads to right, is set in...

A friend drops their plans when you're in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments, feels...

A friend drops their plans when you're in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments, feels...

Love consists not in feeling great things but in having great detachment and in suffering...

Love consists not in feeling great things but in having great detachment and in suffering...

I do not think that what is called Love at first sight is so great...

I do not think that what is called Love at first sight is so great...

Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound

Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound

Our first and last love is... self-love.

Our first and last love is... self-love.