I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Quote by Dick Martin

Topics: Famous Love Quotes, Love Quotes

Sometimes love is just a lot of heartache, but when u find a person who...

Sometimes love is just a lot of heartache, but when u find a person who...

Hate the sin and love the sinner.

Hate the sin and love the sinner.

Love is the only flower that grows and blossoms Without the aid of the seasons.

Love is the only flower that grows and blossoms Without the aid of the seasons.

It is a lovely thing to have a husband and wife developing together and having...

It is a lovely thing to have a husband and wife developing together and having...

We really have to understand the person we want to love. If our love is...

We really have to understand the person we want to love. If our love is...

Two separate, distinct personalities, not separate at all, but inextricably bound, soul and body and...

Two separate, distinct personalities, not separate at all, but inextricably bound, soul and body and...

He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every time...

He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every time...

We know that we have passed from death into life, because we love...

We know that we have passed from death into life, because we love...

For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And...

For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And...

...Him that I love, I wish to be free--even from me

...Him that I love, I wish to be free--even from me

We who were loved will never unlive that crippling fever.

We who were loved will never unlive that crippling fever.

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.

A low self-love in the parent desires that his child should repeat his character and...

A low self-love in the parent desires that his child should repeat his character and...

Love, while you are able to love.

Love, while you are able to love.

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.

When an American says that he loves his country, he ... means that he loves...

When an American says that he loves his country, he ... means that he loves...

If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love,...

If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love,...

Paradise is always where love dwells.

Paradise is always where love dwells.

If there's delight in love, 'tis when I see That heart, which others bleed for,...

If there's delight in love, 'tis when I see That heart, which others bleed for,...

Love is a sacred reserve of energy; it is like the blood of spiritual evolution

Love is a sacred reserve of energy; it is like the blood of spiritual evolution