I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.

Quote by Albus Dumbledore

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I don't need a cloak to become invisible.

I don't need a cloak to become invisible.

Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself.

Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself.

And now Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress,...

And now Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress,...

Welcome! To our old hands...welcome back! There is a time for speech-making, and this is...

Welcome! To our old hands...welcome back! There is a time for speech-making, and this is...

I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me....Help...

I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me....Help...

You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they...

You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they...

I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so...

I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so...

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

The shock of her desertion may have contributed to his early death or perhaps he...

The shock of her desertion may have contributed to his early death or perhaps he...

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

In the light of Voldemort's return, we are only as strong as we are united,...

In the light of Voldemort's return, we are only as strong as we are united,...

To our newcomers, welcome! To our old hands -- welcome back! There is a time...

To our newcomers, welcome! To our old hands -- welcome back! There is a time...

To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live...

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live...

Don't be silly, Dawlish. I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember...

Don't be silly, Dawlish. I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember...

It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked...

It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked...

I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if...

I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if...

For I see now that what I have done, and not done, with regard to...

For I see now that what I have done, and not done, with regard to...

Alas! Ear wax!

Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed, I am sure Gryffindor and...

Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed, I am sure Gryffindor and...