I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE!

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If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone

If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone

You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes. -Butt-head watching a...

You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes. -Butt-head watching a...

Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.

Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.

Beavis you monkeyspank -Butthead

Beavis you monkeyspank -Butthead

Nachos Rule!! -Butthead and Beavis

Nachos Rule!! -Butthead and Beavis

Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh! -Butt-Head

Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh! -Butt-Head

BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! -Beavis & Butt-head

BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! -Beavis & Butt-head

Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis...

Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis...

Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

I don't like stuff that sucks! - Butt-Head

I don't like stuff that sucks! - Butt-Head

I was shot in the butt. - Beavis

I was shot in the butt. - Beavis

Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts...

Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts...

We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head

We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head

Would ya like a copy of my butt? -Butt-Head

Would ya like a copy of my butt? -Butt-Head

Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! - Butt-Head

Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! - Butt-Head

I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole! -Bevis as Cornholio

I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole! -Bevis as Cornholio

Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! -Butt-Head

Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! -Butt-Head

Mabey you should stick your weiner in the bug zapper. - Butt-Head

Mabey you should stick your weiner in the bug zapper. - Butt-Head

Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's...

Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's...

Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.

Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.