I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Self Deprecating Quotes

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise

Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is...

Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is...

My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.

My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young

An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young

I have nothing to declare except my genuis.

I have nothing to declare except my genuis.

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one...

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one...

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in...

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in...

The only reward for love is the experience of loving.

The only reward for love is the experience of loving.

I have nothing to declare but my genius.

I have nothing to declare but my genius.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

What woman doesnt believe that her husband had better taste in choosing a partner than...

What woman doesnt believe that her husband had better taste in choosing a partner than...

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be...

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be...

Everything, everything in war is barbaric... But the worst barbarity of war is that it...

Everything, everything in war is barbaric... But the worst barbarity of war is that it...