I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Quote by Oscar Wilde
Self Deprecating Quotes
What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise
Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is...
My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young
I have nothing to declare except my genuis.
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one...
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in...
The only reward for love is the experience of loving.
I have nothing to declare but my genius.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat
To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
What woman doesnt believe that her husband had better taste in choosing a partner than...
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be...
Everything, everything in war is barbaric... But the worst barbarity of war is that it...