I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Self Deprecating Quotes

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable, and literature is not...

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable, and literature is not...

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,...

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,...

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things...

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things...

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

Simple pleasures are always the last refuge of the complex

Simple pleasures are always the last refuge of the complex

A man's very highest moment is, I have no doubt at all, when he kneels...

A man's very highest moment is, I have no doubt at all, when he kneels...

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely...

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely...

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one...

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.

Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to...

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to...

If one tells the truth, one is sure sooner or later to be found out

If one tells the truth, one is sure sooner or later to be found out

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realise our perfection.

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realise our perfection.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like...

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like...