I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best -- it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will…

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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually...

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually...

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order...

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order...

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Celibacy is not a matter of compulsion. Someone is accepted as a priest only when...

Celibacy is not a matter of compulsion. Someone is accepted as a priest only when...

My attitude is celibate...I don't give a f*ck.

My attitude is celibate...I don't give a f*ck.

Honestly, celibacy isn't hard. It's the gasers that sell you broken promises and try to...

Honestly, celibacy isn't hard. It's the gasers that sell you broken promises and try to...