I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.

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I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me....

I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me....

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film...

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film...

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as...

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as...

Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty....

Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty....

It was fantastic to work in Cornwall partly because my family live there so I...

It was fantastic to work in Cornwall partly because my family live there so I...

It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I...

It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I...

I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that...

I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that...

I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter.

I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter.

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.

I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of...

I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of...

I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it....

I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it....

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who...

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who...