Husbands are like fires they go out when theyre left unattended.
Quote by Cher
Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...
You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy,...
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable
Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.
Going hungry never bothered me it was having no clothes.
The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...
In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...
Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!
I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge'...
I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....
Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.
I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...
Men are a luxury, not a necessity
I kill myself for my body.
Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.
Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.
Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...
There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you...
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...