Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!

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Ye have not eaten bread, neither have ye drunk wine or strong drink: that ye...

Ye have not eaten bread, neither have ye drunk wine or strong drink: that ye...

Therefore thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of...

Therefore thou shalt say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of...

Mud not the fountain that gave drink to thee.

Mud not the fountain that gave drink to thee.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a...

The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a...

And the people chode with Moses, and spake, saying, Would God that we had died...

And the people chode with Moses, and spake, saying, Would God that we had died...

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

His eyes shall see his destruction, and he shall drink of the wrath of the...

His eyes shall see his destruction, and he shall drink of the wrath of the...

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and...

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and...

And they removed from Alush, and encamped at Rephidim, where was no water for the...

And they removed from Alush, and encamped at Rephidim, where was no water for the...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Let us eat and drink; for to morrow we die.

Let us eat and drink; for to morrow we die.

Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.

Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we...

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we...

But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to...

But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to...

Asked which wine he would drink to celebrate We're having some tequila.

Asked which wine he would drink to celebrate We're having some tequila.

Walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, sleep soundly.

Walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, sleep soundly.

Then came the word of the LORD unto Jeremiah, saying, / Behold, I am the...

Then came the word of the LORD unto Jeremiah, saying, / Behold, I am the...