Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!

Quote by Patrick Rossiter

Topics: Drink Quotes

For why / Should every creature drink but I, / Why, man of morals, tell...

For why / Should every creature drink but I, / Why, man of morals, tell...

I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother's house, who would instruct me:...

I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother's house, who would instruct me:...

Choose your company before you drink.

Choose your company before you drink.

Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who...

Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who...

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but...

For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but...

Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that...

Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that...

And the number of them that lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, were three...

And the number of them that lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, were three...

And one kid of the goats for a sin offering unto the LORD shall be...

And one kid of the goats for a sin offering unto the LORD shall be...

And he saith unto them, Ye shall drink indeed of my cup, and be baptized...

And he saith unto them, Ye shall drink indeed of my cup, and be baptized...

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from...

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from...

Ye have not eaten bread, neither have ye drunk wine or strong drink: that ye...

Ye have not eaten bread, neither have ye drunk wine or strong drink: that ye...

For if thou altogether holdest thy peace at this time, then shall there enlargement and...

For if thou altogether holdest thy peace at this time, then shall there enlargement and...

And they sacrificed sacrifices unto the LORD, and offered burnt offerings unto the LORD, on...

And they sacrificed sacrifices unto the LORD, and offered burnt offerings unto the LORD, on...

And when they had told David, saying, Uriah went not down unto his house, David...

And when they had told David, saying, Uriah went not down unto his house, David...

And all the Egyptians digged round about the river for water to drink; for they...

And all the Egyptians digged round about the river for water to drink; for they...

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.