Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
Quote by Rex Reed
In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.
In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
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No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.
Old age is a shipwreck.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to...
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
Working in Hollywood does give one a certain expertise in the field of prostitution.