Hey Rosalie, wanna know how to drown a blonde? You glue a mirror the the bottom of a pool.

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Does my being half-naked bother you?

Does my being half-naked bother you?

So do you think were a bunch of superstitious natives or what?

So do you think were a bunch of superstitious natives or what?

Well, Im sorry I cant be the right kind of monster for you, Bella.

Well, Im sorry I cant be the right kind of monster for you, Bella.

Thats more than just a fashion statement, it sucks to carry jeans in your mouth.

Thats more than just a fashion statement, it sucks to carry jeans in your mouth.

Normal humans run away from monsters, Bella. And I never claimed to be normal. Just...

Normal humans run away from monsters, Bella. And I never claimed to be normal. Just...

Okay. Just Bella and Jacob. None of those freaky Virgos here.

Okay. Just Bella and Jacob. None of those freaky Virgos here.

I'll be there until your heart stops beating.

I'll be there until your heart stops beating.

So, did you want to hear about Sam, or did you want to scream at...

So, did you want to hear about Sam, or did you want to scream at...

Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.

Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.

Its his own fault if he doesnt like the things I remember, though.

Its his own fault if he doesnt like the things I remember, though.

They shouldnt exist. Their existence goes against nature.

They shouldnt exist. Their existence goes against nature.

He thought you were the one person in the world with as much reason to...

He thought you were the one person in the world with as much reason to...

Im in love with you, Bella. Bella, I love you. And I want you to...

Im in love with you, Bella. Bella, I love you. And I want you to...

Theyre just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesnt have a mall, you know.

Theyre just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesnt have a mall, you know.

Its not like love at first sight, really. Its more like gravity moves. When you...

Its not like love at first sight, really. Its more like gravity moves. When you...

I figured if I played nice, Id get more time with you.

I figured if I played nice, Id get more time with you.

You see, the cold ones are the natural enemies of the wolfwell, not the wolf,...

You see, the cold ones are the natural enemies of the wolfwell, not the wolf,...

Ill never see anyone else, Bella. I only see you. Even when I close my...

Ill never see anyone else, Bella. I only see you. Even when I close my...

Another legend claims that we descended from wolves and that the wolves are our brothers...

Another legend claims that we descended from wolves and that the wolves are our brothers...

Maybeif you werent a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck out the life of...

Maybeif you werent a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck out the life of...