Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Quote by Fulton J Sheen

Topics: Confession Quotes

Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.

Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.

The only way to win audiences is to tell people about the life and death...

The only way to win audiences is to tell people about the life and death...

Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery...

Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery...

The big print giveth, and the fine print taketh away.

The big print giveth, and the fine print taketh away.

Leisure is a form of silence, not noiselessness. It is the silence of contemplation such...

Leisure is a form of silence, not noiselessness. It is the silence of contemplation such...

Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are...

Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are...

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

It's like being a Knight of the Garter. It's an honor, but it doesn't hold...

It's like being a Knight of the Garter. It's an honor, but it doesn't hold...

Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like...

Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like...

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.

You should realize that the community with which you deal is not the one of...

You should realize that the community with which you deal is not the one of...

The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings.

The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings.

Sometimes the only way the good Lord can get into some hearts is to break...

Sometimes the only way the good Lord can get into some hearts is to break...

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.

I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers, Matthew,...

I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers, Matthew,...

Writers should be read but not seen. Rarely are they a winsome sight.

Writers should be read but not seen. Rarely are they a winsome sight.

From my close observation of writers...they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously...

From my close observation of writers...they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously...

I fully subscribe to the judgement of those writers who maintain that of all the...

I fully subscribe to the judgement of those writers who maintain that of all the...

The fact that writers will go through so much to remain writers says something, perhaps...

The fact that writers will go through so much to remain writers says something, perhaps...

Everyone thinks they can be a writer. Most people don't understand what's involved. The real...

Everyone thinks they can be a writer. Most people don't understand what's involved. The real...