Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party
Quote by Oscar Wilde
Selfishness is not living as one wisheThe cynic knows the price of everything and the...
If one tells the truth, one is sure sooner or later to be found out
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
The final mystery is oneself.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a...
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability
The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who...
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far...
Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the...
To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything, and when they grow older, they know...
In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take...
Singers come and go, but if you're a good actor, you can last a long...
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development