Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

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Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.

Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.

Make your life a mission - not an intermission.

Make your life a mission - not an intermission.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell...

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell...

A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little...

A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little...

Progress is what happens when impossibility yields to necessity.

Progress is what happens when impossibility yields to necessity.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with...

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with...

Nothing lasts forever - not even your troubles.

Nothing lasts forever - not even your troubles.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with...

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with...

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage,...

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage,...

Nothing lasts forever...Not even your troubles.

Nothing lasts forever...Not even your troubles.

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not...

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not...

Nothing splendid was ever created in cold blood. Heat is required to forge anything. Every...

Nothing splendid was ever created in cold blood. Heat is required to forge anything. Every...

The trouble with the future is that is usually arrives before we're ready for it.

The trouble with the future is that is usually arrives before we're ready for it.

Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing.

Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing...

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing...

I don't see why I can't have friends of both sexes without wild rumors being...

I don't see why I can't have friends of both sexes without wild rumors being...

A friend is like a seat-belt, you may not always need them, but they will...

A friend is like a seat-belt, you may not always need them, but they will...

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to...

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to...