Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.

Quote by Francois Rabelais

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A bellyful is a bellyful.

A bellyful is a bellyful.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite:...

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite:...

Looking as like - as one pea does like another

Looking as like - as one pea does like another

The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it...

The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it...

We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us.

We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us.

No clock is more regular than the belly.

No clock is more regular than the belly.

There are more old drunkards than old physicians.

There are more old drunkards than old physicians.

I drink no more than a sponge

I drink no more than a sponge

Nature abhors a vacuum.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

In their rules there was only one clause: Do what you will.

In their rules there was only one clause: Do what you will.

There is no truer cause of unhappiness amongst men than, where naturally expecting charity and...

There is no truer cause of unhappiness amongst men than, where naturally expecting charity and...

Believe me, 'tis a godlike thing to lend; to owe is a heroic virtue.

Believe me, 'tis a godlike thing to lend; to owe is a heroic virtue.

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you...

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you...

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks.

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks.

When undertaking marriage, everyone must be the judge of his own thoughts, and take counsel...

When undertaking marriage, everyone must be the judge of his own thoughts, and take counsel...

The farce is finished. I go to seek a vast perhaps.

The farce is finished. I go to seek a vast perhaps.

I know of a charm by way of a prayer that will preserve a man...

I know of a charm by way of a prayer that will preserve a man...

If thou shouldst never see my face again, pray for my soul. More things are...

If thou shouldst never see my face again, pray for my soul. More things are...

Have you not seen those to whom it was said: Withhold your hands, and keep...

Have you not seen those to whom it was said: Withhold your hands, and keep...