Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

Topics: Bjork Quotes

I love England. It's no coincidence it's the first place I moved to for a...

I love England. It's no coincidence it's the first place I moved to for a...

I always wanted to be a farmer. There is a tradition of that in my...

I always wanted to be a farmer. There is a tradition of that in my...

I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records,...

I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records,...

The reason I do interviews is because I'm protecting my songs.

The reason I do interviews is because I'm protecting my songs.

It's incredible how nature sets females up to take care of people, and yet it...

It's incredible how nature sets females up to take care of people, and yet it...

People that complete other people's vision are understated.

People that complete other people's vision are understated.

People are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland.

People are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland.

Maybe I'll be a feminist in my old age.

Maybe I'll be a feminist in my old age.

I get embarrassed listening to my last CDs. I've got a lot of work to...

I get embarrassed listening to my last CDs. I've got a lot of work to...

I am a grateful... grapefruit.

I am a grateful... grapefruit.

Now that rock is turning 50, it's become classical in itself. It's interesting to see...

Now that rock is turning 50, it's become classical in itself. It's interesting to see...

The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And...

The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And...

Usually when you see females in movies, they feel like they have these metallic structures...

Usually when you see females in movies, they feel like they have these metallic structures...

If nothing else, I have money.

If nothing else, I have money.

I'm not going to talk like I know about politics, because I'm a total amateur,...

I'm not going to talk like I know about politics, because I'm a total amateur,...

For a person as obsessed with music as I am, I always hear a song...

For a person as obsessed with music as I am, I always hear a song...

I am one of the most idiosyncratic people around.

I am one of the most idiosyncratic people around.

I'd done three solo albums in a row, and that's quite narcissistic.

I'd done three solo albums in a row, and that's quite narcissistic.

I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is...

I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is...

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a...

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a...