Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

Topics: Bjork Quotes

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a...

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a...

There's no map to human behaviour.

There's no map to human behaviour.

For a person as obsessed with music as I am, I always hear a song...

For a person as obsessed with music as I am, I always hear a song...

If nothing else, I have money.

If nothing else, I have money.

It's incredible how nature sets females up to take care of people, and yet it...

It's incredible how nature sets females up to take care of people, and yet it...

I sometimes fall into the trap of doing what I think I should be doing...

I sometimes fall into the trap of doing what I think I should be doing...

It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives,...

It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives,...

There is this stereotype of Icelanders all believing in spirits, and I've played up to...

There is this stereotype of Icelanders all believing in spirits, and I've played up to...

I am a grateful... grapefruit.

I am a grateful... grapefruit.

Now that rock is turning 50, it's become classical in itself. It's interesting to see...

Now that rock is turning 50, it's become classical in itself. It's interesting to see...

I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records,...

I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records,...

I am one of the most idiosyncratic people around.

I am one of the most idiosyncratic people around.

I always wanted to be a farmer. There is a tradition of that in my...

I always wanted to be a farmer. There is a tradition of that in my...

I'd done three solo albums in a row, and that's quite narcissistic.

I'd done three solo albums in a row, and that's quite narcissistic.

I love being a very personal singer-songwriter, but I also like being a scientist or...

I love being a very personal singer-songwriter, but I also like being a scientist or...

I love England. It's no coincidence it's the first place I moved to for a...

I love England. It's no coincidence it's the first place I moved to for a...

People are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland.

People are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland.

Usually when you see females in movies, they feel like they have these metallic structures...

Usually when you see females in movies, they feel like they have these metallic structures...

I get embarrassed listening to my last CDs. I've got a lot of work to...

I get embarrassed listening to my last CDs. I've got a lot of work to...

Maybe I'll be a feminist in my old age.

Maybe I'll be a feminist in my old age.