Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

Topics: Bjork Quotes

For a person as obsessed with music as I am, I always hear a song...

For a person as obsessed with music as I am, I always hear a song...

I would like to teach music. It's weird the way they teach music in schools...

I would like to teach music. It's weird the way they teach music in schools...

Compared to America or Europe, God isn't a big part of our lives here. I...

Compared to America or Europe, God isn't a big part of our lives here. I...

I am a grateful... grapefruit.

I am a grateful... grapefruit.

People that complete other people's vision are understated.

People that complete other people's vision are understated.

I am one of the most idiosyncratic people around.

I am one of the most idiosyncratic people around.

I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is...

I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is...

When I was a teenager in Iceland people would throw rocks and shout abuse at...

When I was a teenager in Iceland people would throw rocks and shout abuse at...

I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records,...

I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records,...

I'd done three solo albums in a row, and that's quite narcissistic.

I'd done three solo albums in a row, and that's quite narcissistic.

If nothing else, I have money.

If nothing else, I have money.

I get embarrassed listening to my last CDs. I've got a lot of work to...

I get embarrassed listening to my last CDs. I've got a lot of work to...

It's incredible how nature sets females up to take care of people, and yet it...

It's incredible how nature sets females up to take care of people, and yet it...

I love England. It's no coincidence it's the first place I moved to for a...

I love England. It's no coincidence it's the first place I moved to for a...

There is this stereotype of Icelanders all believing in spirits, and I've played up to...

There is this stereotype of Icelanders all believing in spirits, and I've played up to...

Maybe I'll be a feminist in my old age.

Maybe I'll be a feminist in my old age.

I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl.

I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl.

I'm not going to talk like I know about politics, because I'm a total amateur,...

I'm not going to talk like I know about politics, because I'm a total amateur,...

There's no map to human behaviour.

There's no map to human behaviour.

I always wanted to be a farmer. There is a tradition of that in my...

I always wanted to be a farmer. There is a tradition of that in my...