Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

Topics: Bjork Quotes

I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is...

I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is...

I always wanted to be a farmer. There is a tradition of that in my...

I always wanted to be a farmer. There is a tradition of that in my...

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a...

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a...

The reason I do interviews is because I'm protecting my songs.

The reason I do interviews is because I'm protecting my songs.

Now that rock is turning 50, it's become classical in itself. It's interesting to see...

Now that rock is turning 50, it's become classical in itself. It's interesting to see...

I sometimes fall into the trap of doing what I think I should be doing...

I sometimes fall into the trap of doing what I think I should be doing...

I would like to teach music. It's weird the way they teach music in schools...

I would like to teach music. It's weird the way they teach music in schools...

I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records,...

I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records,...

I am one of the most idiosyncratic people around.

I am one of the most idiosyncratic people around.

I'm not going to talk like I know about politics, because I'm a total amateur,...

I'm not going to talk like I know about politics, because I'm a total amateur,...

I get embarrassed listening to my last CDs. I've got a lot of work to...

I get embarrassed listening to my last CDs. I've got a lot of work to...

I am a grateful... grapefruit.

I am a grateful... grapefruit.

Maybe I'll be a feminist in my old age.

Maybe I'll be a feminist in my old age.

People that complete other people's vision are understated.

People that complete other people's vision are understated.

I'd done three solo albums in a row, and that's quite narcissistic.

I'd done three solo albums in a row, and that's quite narcissistic.

People are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland.

People are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland.

When I was a teenager in Iceland people would throw rocks and shout abuse at...

When I was a teenager in Iceland people would throw rocks and shout abuse at...

There is this stereotype of Icelanders all believing in spirits, and I've played up to...

There is this stereotype of Icelanders all believing in spirits, and I've played up to...

If nothing else, I have money.

If nothing else, I have money.

Nature is our chapel.

Nature is our chapel.