Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.

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It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too...

It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too...

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's...

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's...

Just keep believing. This is an opportunity where great things can happen and lets be...

Just keep believing. This is an opportunity where great things can happen and lets be...

Football Is an honest game. It's true to life . It's a game about sharing....

Football Is an honest game. It's true to life . It's a game about sharing....

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

This is what bipartisanship looks like; constant rubbish from both sides of the aisle.

This is what bipartisanship looks like; constant rubbish from both sides of the aisle.

As concerning football, I protest unto you that it may rather be called a friendly...

As concerning football, I protest unto you that it may rather be called a friendly...

Every quarterback can throw a ball; every running back can run; every receiver is fast;...

Every quarterback can throw a ball; every running back can run; every receiver is fast;...

I've never timed myself over 100m, but I have done a test over shorter distances,...

I've never timed myself over 100m, but I have done a test over shorter distances,...

With the game on the line. I want the ball in my hands.

With the game on the line. I want the ball in my hands.

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

They say Football's a matter of life and death - but it's more important than...

They say Football's a matter of life and death - but it's more important than...

Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect...

Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect...

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable...

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable...

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern...

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern...

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting...

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting...

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough...

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough...