Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.

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Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.

Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.

I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I...

I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I...

Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.

Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.

I think women can cope a lot better than men.

I think women can cope a lot better than men.

I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.

I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.

The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?

The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?

It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?

It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?

I get all fired up about aging in America.

I get all fired up about aging in America.

You go from Pampers to Depends!

You go from Pampers to Depends!

I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.

I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.

Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living...

Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living...

Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics,...

Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics,...

I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half...

I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half...

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Boots, chaps and cowboy hats. Nothing else matters.

Boots, chaps and cowboy hats. Nothing else matters.

Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a...

Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a...

Americans don't want cowboys to be gay.

Americans don't want cowboys to be gay.

A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.

A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a...

It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a...