Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Quote by Paris Hilton

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King me, baby ... it's oh-so fashionable.

King me, baby ... it's oh-so fashionable.

The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is...

The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is...

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde,...

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde,...

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks...

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks...

I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume...

I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume...

I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to...

I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to...

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give...

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give...

By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses.

By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses.

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.

I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

Who are you wearing?

Who are you wearing?

Life is too short to blend in.

Life is too short to blend in.

At the end of the day what seems to be going on here is that...

At the end of the day what seems to be going on here is that...

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and...

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and...

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust...

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust...

All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on.

I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on.