Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor: Equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.

Quote by Ewald B Nyquist

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.

Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.

Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's men who are discriminated against. They...

Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's men who are discriminated against. They...

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man

I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man

I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man

Whatever good there is in small boys is usually based upon their admiration for girls...

Whatever good there is in small boys is usually based upon their admiration for girls...

Please know that I am aware of the hazards. I want to do it because...

Please know that I am aware of the hazards. I want to do it because...

There are not many males, black or white, who wish to get involved with a...

There are not many males, black or white, who wish to get involved with a...

The man flaps about with a bunch of feathers: the woman goes to work softly...

The man flaps about with a bunch of feathers: the woman goes to work softly...

What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman in the midst of...

What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman in the midst of...

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself

I don't just want to be the girl boys get excited about, I have no...

I don't just want to be the girl boys get excited about, I have no...

If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault,...

If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault,...

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we...

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we...

Women are quite able to make friends with a man; but to preserve such a...

Women are quite able to make friends with a man; but to preserve such a...

A woman's answer is never to seek

A woman's answer is never to seek

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?