Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor: Equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.

Quote by Ewald B Nyquist

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

No one in the whole world knows all a man's bignesses and all his littlenesses...

No one in the whole world knows all a man's bignesses and all his littlenesses...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

There are two sorts of affection - the love of a woman you respect, and...

There are two sorts of affection - the love of a woman you respect, and...

What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they...

What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they...

A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them

A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them

Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal...

Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal...

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing...

Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing...

Behind every great man there's a great woman

Behind every great man there's a great woman

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they...

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they...

Whatever reforms are carried out in the economy, without deep going changes in mens mentality...

Whatever reforms are carried out in the economy, without deep going changes in mens mentality...

The education and empowerment of women throughout the world cannot fail to result in a...

The education and empowerment of women throughout the world cannot fail to result in a...

Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a...

There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a...

There are men whose presence infuses trust and reverence.

There are men whose presence infuses trust and reverence.

A woman's answer is never to seek

A woman's answer is never to seek

He's the king of mixed signals and she's the queen of second thoughts.

He's the king of mixed signals and she's the queen of second thoughts.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...