Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Quote by Andy Warhol

Topics: Dating Quotes, Work Quotes

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my...

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my...

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for...

I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for...

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to...

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to...

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.

If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of...

If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of...

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The...

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The...

People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually...

People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to...

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to...

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no...

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no...

An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that...

An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know....

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know....

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my...

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my...

People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how...

People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how...