Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of...

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of...

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

Civilized life has altogether grown too tame, and, if it is to be stable, it...

Civilized life has altogether grown too tame, and, if it is to be stable, it...

Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking, fishing, hunting, camping,...

Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking, fishing, hunting, camping,...

I ran around with the other youngsters, hunting, fishing and raising tadpoles and all the...

I ran around with the other youngsters, hunting, fishing and raising tadpoles and all the...

When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird....

When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird....

I was not only hunting for my liberty, but also hunting for my name.

I was not only hunting for my liberty, but also hunting for my name.

When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird....

When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird....

Love is like hunting, you can begin when you like and stop when you can.

Love is like hunting, you can begin when you like and stop when you can.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the...

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the...

For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an...

For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an...

The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not...

The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not...