Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

Quote by Flip Wilson

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Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season....

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season....

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in...

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in...

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal...

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal...

The devil made me do it.

The devil made me do it.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing...

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing...

Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine.

Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine.

The devil made me do it.

The devil made me do it.

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My...

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My...

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

It's later than it's ever been.

It's later than it's ever been.

Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine

Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine

Funny is an attitude.

Funny is an attitude.