Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like stabbing someone and then wondering why they're bleeding.

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Men make angry music and it's called rock-and-roll; women include anger in their vocabulary and...

Men make angry music and it's called rock-and-roll; women include anger in their vocabulary and...

To be angry is to revenge the faults of others upon ourselves

To be angry is to revenge the faults of others upon ourselves

No one can be reasonable and angry at the same time

No one can be reasonable and angry at the same time

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

The intoxication of anger, like that of the grape, shows us to others, but hides...

The intoxication of anger, like that of the grape, shows us to others, but hides...

When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, an hundred.

When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, an hundred.

Anger is just a cowardly extension of sadness. It's a lot easier to be angry...

Anger is just a cowardly extension of sadness. It's a lot easier to be angry...

Anger is a great force. If you control it, it can be transmuted into a...

Anger is a great force. If you control it, it can be transmuted into a...

In a controversy, the instant we feel anger, we have already ceased striving for truth...

In a controversy, the instant we feel anger, we have already ceased striving for truth...

Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes...

Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes...

Garry Shandling always said to me,Dont get mad, get funny. It changed my life.

Garry Shandling always said to me,Dont get mad, get funny. It changed my life.

Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right...

Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right...

Well! Evil to some is always good to others.

Well! Evil to some is always good to others.

Anger is a brief madness.

Anger is a brief madness.

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull...

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull...

Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when...

Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when...

Anger is a wound gone mad.

Anger is a wound gone mad.

The truth shall make you free, but first it shall make you angry.

The truth shall make you free, but first it shall make you angry.

I hate texting people first. I feel awkward, annoying and unwanted.

I hate texting people first. I feel awkward, annoying and unwanted.

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

I hate when 'trying to do the right thing' goes wrong.

I hate when 'trying to do the right thing' goes wrong.

Unhappiness does make people look stupid

Unhappiness does make people look stupid