Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
Quote by Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes Quotes
It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead...
I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a...
It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little...
I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.
What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be...
In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting...
And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of...
I'm here today because I hated everything else.
Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty...
But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men...
I'm really funny now.
If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if...
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody...