Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

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You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need...

We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need...

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go...

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go...

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art...

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art...

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk...

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk...

The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to...

The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to...

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the...

Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the...

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:...

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:...

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a...

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a...

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many...

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many...

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and...

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and...

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish...

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish...

People who care about each other enjoy doing things for one another. They don't consider...

People who care about each other enjoy doing things for one another. They don't consider...