Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.

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Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

I might not agree with myself in a year.

I might not agree with myself in a year.

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none...

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none...

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.

Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.

Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.

You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying...

You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying...

I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every...

I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every...

On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.

On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.

I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.

I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.

There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

Yes, I do get recognized in public. It's pretty nice.

Yes, I do get recognized in public. It's pretty nice.

I was this weird little bookish giant.

I was this weird little bookish giant.

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.