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Topics: Funny Christmas Quotes

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into...

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that...

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see...

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see...

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids...

This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids...

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first, your money or your feet.

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first, your money or your feet.

Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.

Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...