Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down...

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down...

Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.

Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's...

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's...

It would be our policy to use nuclear weapons wherever we felt it necessary to...

It would be our policy to use nuclear weapons wherever we felt it necessary to...

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no...

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no...

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch...

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch...

Many people say 'I'm horrible at computers,' but I think that computers are horrible at...

Many people say 'I'm horrible at computers,' but I think that computers are horrible at...

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human...

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human...

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the...

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the...

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

If I had to sum up in a word what makes a good manager, I'd...

If I had to sum up in a word what makes a good manager, I'd...

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...