Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare.

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Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.

Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down...

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages

A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even...

A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that...

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that...

Colors, like features, follow the changes of the emotions.

Colors, like features, follow the changes of the emotions.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

Many people say 'I'm horrible at computers,' but I think that computers are horrible at...

Many people say 'I'm horrible at computers,' but I think that computers are horrible at...

Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality....

Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality....

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...