Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare.

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Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.

Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down...

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the...

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

We bet the company on Windows and we deserve to benefit. It was a risk...

We bet the company on Windows and we deserve to benefit. It was a risk...

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human...

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. I'm...

The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. I'm...