College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

Quote by David Wood

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If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals...

If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals...

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did...

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did...

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best...

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best...

I am disappointed that my parents didn't give birth to a porn star.

I am disappointed that my parents didn't give birth to a porn star.

The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.

The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.

Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.

Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they...

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they...

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

I have told Tiger and his parents when they asked me that I think, physically,...

I have told Tiger and his parents when they asked me that I think, physically,...

The parents have a right to say that no teacher paid by their money shall...

The parents have a right to say that no teacher paid by their money shall...

If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by...

If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by...

Schools, including universities, must insist upon the prestige of reading and especially of reading old...

Schools, including universities, must insist upon the prestige of reading and especially of reading old...

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the...

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the...

Parents are the bone on which children sharpen their teeth.

Parents are the bone on which children sharpen their teeth.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I...

My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I...