Cleanliness is almost as bad as godliness
Quote by Samuel Butler
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...
Figures never lie, but liars often figure
He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care...
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he...
Young as he was, his instinct told him that the best liar is he who...
God cannot alter the past, though historians can.
The worst thing that can happen to a man is to lose his money, the...
There is no true gracefulness which is not epitomized goodness.
Genius is a nuisance, and it is the duty of schools and colleges to abate...
A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself...
God and the Devil are an effort after specialization and the division of labor.
Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.
A man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
Spontaneity is only a term for man's ignorance of the gods
Logic is like the sword--those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
Men are seldom more commonplace than on supreme occasions.
Morality turns on whether the pleasure precedes or follows the pain
For us, to be ignored by God is a harsher punishment than to be a...
Morality is the custom of one's country and the current feeling of one's peers