Can you imagine the Founding Fathers saying that the major source of authority in [your] life can make you drop your pants and urinate as a condition of getting or keeping a job?

Quote by Gene Guerrero

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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing,...

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing,...

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well

My job isn't to strike guys out, its to get them out, sometimes by striking...

My job isn't to strike guys out, its to get them out, sometimes by striking...

A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that...

A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that...

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs...

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

Take a commonplace, clean it and polish it, light it so that it produces the...

Take a commonplace, clean it and polish it, light it so that it produces the...

It's not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know...

It's not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know...

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them...

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them...

If we guarantee employment for some, we jeopardize employment for everyone.

If we guarantee employment for some, we jeopardize employment for everyone.

I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly [that I want]...

I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly [that I want]...

I don't care if I was a ditch-digger at a dollar a day, I'd want...

I don't care if I was a ditch-digger at a dollar a day, I'd want...

The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon...

The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon...

Give a woman a job and she grows balls.

Give a woman a job and she grows balls.

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for...

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for...

If your job is to fix trucks, the bottom line is how many trucks you...

If your job is to fix trucks, the bottom line is how many trucks you...