By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Quote by Socrates

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To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise: for...

To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise: for...

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

Beauty is the bait which with delight allures man to enlarge his kind.

Beauty is the bait which with delight allures man to enlarge his kind.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you...

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you...

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.

Nothing is to be preferred before justice.

Nothing is to be preferred before justice.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.

I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.

Woman once made equal to man becomes his superior

Woman once made equal to man becomes his superior

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be...

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be...

One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can...

One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can...

I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but...

I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but...

He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of...

He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of...

False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.

False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.

Our prayers should be for blessings in general, for God knows best what is good...

Our prayers should be for blessings in general, for God knows best what is good...

Living well and beautifully and justly are all one thing.

Living well and beautifully and justly are all one thing.

Contentment is natural wealth, luxury is artificial poverty

Contentment is natural wealth, luxury is artificial poverty

'You come of the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve,' said Aslan. 'And that is...

'You come of the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve,' said Aslan. 'And that is...

True and real contentment comes from inside us not from without. It is seated upon...

True and real contentment comes from inside us not from without. It is seated upon...