By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Quote by Socrates

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be...

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be...

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all.

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all.

The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will...

The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will...

Living well and beautifully and justly are all one thing.

Living well and beautifully and justly are all one thing.

Beware the barrenness of a busy life.

Beware the barrenness of a busy life.

The hottest love has the coldest end

The hottest love has the coldest end

Oh dear Pan and all the other Gods of this place, grant that I may...

Oh dear Pan and all the other Gods of this place, grant that I may...

Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings so that you shall come...

Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings so that you shall come...

The unexamined life is not worth living.

The unexamined life is not worth living.

The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to be...

The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to be...

To Believe without evidence and demonstration is an act of ignorance and folly

To Believe without evidence and demonstration is an act of ignorance and folly

Contentment is natural wealth, luxury is artificial poverty

Contentment is natural wealth, luxury is artificial poverty

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...

I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.

I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.

When desire, having rejected reason and overpowered judgment which leads to right, is set in...

When desire, having rejected reason and overpowered judgment which leads to right, is set in...

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can...

One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can...

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence...

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence...

We catch on to the truth and technique of expectation in those rare moments when...

We catch on to the truth and technique of expectation in those rare moments when...