Blair Waldorf: Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

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Spotted - Chuck Bass losing something nobody even knew he had. His heart.

Spotted - Chuck Bass losing something nobody even knew he had. His heart.

Napoleon once said that secrets travel fast in Paris. But Gossip Girl travels faster. Bisou...

Napoleon once said that secrets travel fast in Paris. But Gossip Girl travels faster. Bisou...

Blair Waldorf: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you...

Blair Waldorf: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you...

Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War.

When words get in the way, there's really only one thing left to do.

When words get in the way, there's really only one thing left to do.

Blair Waldorf: I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

Blair Waldorf: I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

All guys are jerks. But they get hotter with age, and we learn to be...

All guys are jerks. But they get hotter with age, and we learn to be...

Blair Waldorf: Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Blair Waldorf: Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else.

The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else.

Blair Waldorf: A woman remembers.

Blair Waldorf: A woman remembers.

In life, as in art, some endings are bittersweet. Especially when it comes to love....

In life, as in art, some endings are bittersweet. Especially when it comes to love....

Blair Waldorf: Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have...

Blair Waldorf: Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have...

Spotted -- Lonely Boy's rude awakening. Upper East Side Queens aren't born at the top....

Spotted -- Lonely Boy's rude awakening. Upper East Side Queens aren't born at the top....

One thing about being on the top of the world.. it gives you a long,...

One thing about being on the top of the world.. it gives you a long,...

Some might call this a fustercluck. But on the Upper East Side, we call it...

Some might call this a fustercluck. But on the Upper East Side, we call it...

You don't know a good thing until it's gone. And found something else.

You don't know a good thing until it's gone. And found something else.

They say the universe has a great sense of humor. That sometimes having your dreams...

They say the universe has a great sense of humor. That sometimes having your dreams...

Blair Waldorf: Damn that mother Chucker!

Blair Waldorf: Damn that mother Chucker!

There's a weak link in every chain. And it's just a matter of time before...

There's a weak link in every chain. And it's just a matter of time before...

Blair Waldorf: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could...

Blair Waldorf: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could...