Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

Quote by Cynthia Heimel

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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between...

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between...

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down...

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down...

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microspically thin line between...

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microspically thin line between...

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of...

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of...

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find...

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find...

I don't know how to say this, or even if its true. But I love...

I don't know how to say this, or even if its true. But I love...

You'll discover that real love is millions of miles past falling in love with anyone...

You'll discover that real love is millions of miles past falling in love with anyone...

When you hold me in your arms, I feel completely secure. When you speak to...

When you hold me in your arms, I feel completely secure. When you speak to...

My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should be avoided at all costs....

My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should be avoided at all costs....

Don't fall in love with somebody who doesn't love you back.

Don't fall in love with somebody who doesn't love you back.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.

Just a simple kiss on the lips, and my heart begins to pound. Just a...

Just a simple kiss on the lips, and my heart begins to pound. Just a...

Everyday spent without you, I miss you so much. Every night and day spent missing...

Everyday spent without you, I miss you so much. Every night and day spent missing...

Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience. Falling in love is not.

Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience. Falling in love is not.

You gaze into my eyes, and I know the feelings are true. You hold my...

You gaze into my eyes, and I know the feelings are true. You hold my...

You're the best thing to happen to me, and I never want to let you...

You're the best thing to happen to me, and I never want to let you...

One of the most amazing feelings in the world is having someone fall in love...

One of the most amazing feelings in the world is having someone fall in love...