Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

Quote by Cynthia Heimel

Topics: Airplanes Quotes

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microspically thin line between...

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microspically thin line between...

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down...

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down...

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between...

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between...

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.