Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

Quote by Cynthia Heimel

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A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People...

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down...

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down...

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between...

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between...

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microspically thin line between...

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microspically thin line between...

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...

I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...

Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow

Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...

According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...

Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?

Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...

The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...

The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...

Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?

Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?

People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.

People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...

Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.

Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.