Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out of him, but with that other guy I can't keep what I've got.

Quote by Lewis B Hershey

Topics: Honesty Quotes, Stupidity Quotes

When we know as much about people as hog specialists know about hogs, we'll be...

When we know as much about people as hog specialists know about hogs, we'll be...

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about...

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about...

The real cause of personal existence is not the favor of the Almighty, but the...

The real cause of personal existence is not the favor of the Almighty, but the...

Rock gives children, on a silver platter, with all the public authority of the entertainment...

Rock gives children, on a silver platter, with all the public authority of the entertainment...

The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are...

The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are...

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Children learn to smile from their parents.

Children learn to smile from their parents.

It's important to remember that feminism is no longer a group of organizations or leaders....

It's important to remember that feminism is no longer a group of organizations or leaders....

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back...

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back...

The question that is so clearly in many potential parents' minds: 'Why should we stunt...

The question that is so clearly in many potential parents' minds: 'Why should we stunt...

It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in...

It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in...

The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears.

The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears.

If you look deeply into the palm of your hand, you will see your parents...

If you look deeply into the palm of your hand, you will see your parents...

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along...

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best...

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best...

If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have...

If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have...

Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was...

Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was...