Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out of him, but with that other guy I can't keep what I've got.

Quote by Lewis B Hershey

Topics: Honesty Quotes, Stupidity Quotes

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A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about...

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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back...

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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The real cause of personal existence is not the favor of the Almighty, but the...

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The beauty of spacing children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have...

The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.

The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.

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Parents should conduct their arguments in quiet, respectful tones, but in a foreign language. You'd...

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I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while...

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No wise man can have a contempt for the prejudices of others; and he should...

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People say to me, ''You were a roaring success. How did you do it?'' I...

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And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, There is no man that...

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We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious...

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When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed,...

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The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents....

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I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...

'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...

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Parents, however old they and we may grow to be, serve among other things to...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...