Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
Quote by Benjamin Franklin
New Year Quotes
New Years Day Quotes
New Years Eve Quotes
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
It is much easier to suppress a first desire than to satisfy those that follow.
Grief for a dead Wife, and a troublesome Guest, Continues to the threshold, and there...
Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her.
Education begins with life.
Deny Self for Self's sake
I should have no objection to go over the same life from its beginning to...
The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain...
The sleeping fox catches no poultry.
Poverty often deprives a man of all spirit and virtue; it is hard for an...
If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would...
He that can compose himself, is wiser than he that composes books.
The most exquisite folly is made of wisdom too fine spun
He that rises late must trot all day.
Trouble springs from idleness, and grievous toil from needless ease.
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it is...
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Children and fools cannot lie.
The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.